Ode de Toilet

(Brad Paisley)

Verse 1:
She says not to buy her flowers or big expensive gifts
She says she don't want jewellery and she doesn't need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her the best way that I've found
Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down

Verse 2:
We've been to counseling to try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us and different ways to show each other "I love you"
Forget about those getaway vacations to romantic coastal towns
If you want to say "I love you" then put that toilet seat down

Chorus 1:
'Cause in the middle of the night iIt's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her and the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down

Bridge:
I know it's kind of funny, you can teach a little puppy
But it's very hard to train a grown man
When I'm all about my business and the path of least resistance
She's the one that suffers in the end

Chorus 2:
In the middle of the night it's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her and the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down
Down, down

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